Teacher: Oh are you guys going out?
Student: We are Facebook official

Indiana Jones smells....he is always around dead people.

Why are they tangrams if they are blue?

Please may I use the restroom? I need to take the browns to the Superbowl. REALLY BAD... Please?"

Bad Day Turned Great

Just when you thought your day couldn't get any worse, a middle school student (with their braces, awkward smile and weird stench) comes up and says something that almost makes you wet your pants. I decided it would be a fun idea to jot down the things I hear in middle school. Everyone can relate to the crazy years of middle school, so why not sit back, relax and enjoy what these weirdo's have to say.

"My foot hurts. I ran it over with a cart lastnight."

student: "I like to open things."
teacher: "Oh yeah? Cool."
student: "Apparently though, I shouldn't open my dogs food. I always leave it open.
teacher: "I bet it turns stale."
student: "Yeah, and bugs climb into it too."

student: "Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
teacher: " wow, no."
student: "Oh, don't worry. He's all right now."

"Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
-Snowballs

"Is it illegal to brake into someone's viola and leave a note?

"Ewww. He said something way too gross for lunch time talk."
teacher: "What?"
"He said he was born of his mothers vagina.

Student #1: Wow I look like a hobo about to die

Student #2: Impossible! Hobos NEVER die, they live forever!!